Tattoo
- me: "dad, can i get a tattoo? i mean, a permanent one"
- dad: "if you make that, i will cut off your hand"
- me: "okay"
- --secretly make that tattoo, then go home.--
- me: ""hey dad, look, this my new tattoo, i make this on my neck, so you will cut off my neck?"
- dad: "..."
- me: "HAHAHAHA 1-0 dad"
